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The Mommy Test

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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. I saw her pick something up from the ground and start to put it in her mouth. I quickly and instinctively grabbed the thing away from her, and told her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and it probably has germs." I replied.

My daughter stared up at me with total and complete admiration and asked me, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Ummmmmm..." I had to think fast. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you become a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for a while, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she finally told me. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to become the daddy?"

"Exactly!" I replied, with a big smile on my face and pride and happiness in my heart.

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