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Twenty intelligent puns for smart people

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Would Eistein appreciate these puns? We think so! Are you smart, or at least above average on the intelligence scale? Well, read these "puns for smart people", and if you get them, then pat yourself on the back... because you must be smart!

1. I once believed that I had seen an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to only be an optical Aleutian .

2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

3. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his rotund size from too much pi.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A little girl accidentally swallowed several coins and was taken to the emergency room. When her grandfather called to ask how she was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

6. A butcher backed up into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

7. A rubber band gun was confiscated during calculus class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

9. A dog gave birth to puppies in an empty lot and was cited for littering.

10. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. A grenade tossed into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine

14. The sign on the lawn at a drug rehabilitation clinic read: "Keep off the Grass."

15. A hole was discovered in the wall outside the nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. The dwarf fortune-teller who escaped from jail was a small medium at large.

18. I wondered why the baseball coming at me kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

19. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead squirrels. The flight attendant looks at him and tells him, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion is allowed per passenger."

And if you get this last pun, you may just be a rocket scientist...

20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says to the other, "I've lost my electron." The other hydrogen atom asks, "Are you certain?" The first hydrogen atom responds, "Yes, I'm positive."

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We hope that you got these puns for smart people, and that they made you laugh. Here at tradeshowmarketingadvice.org, we enjoy a good belly laugh every now and then. But we also realize that while puns are meant to be funny, being successful at tradeshow marketing is no laughing matter. That's why we always take tradeshow marketing seriously, and we believe you should also. If you are planning on doing any trade shows in the near future, we hope that you will read and learn from our tradeshow giveaway ideas, tradeshow display ideas, and tradeshow booth ideas. Our unrelated humor section is supposed to make you laugh (or at least giggle a little), but our tradeshow marketing advice is dead serious!