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"A true friend... and a pledge of friendship"
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If someone is really your friend, you can count on them through thick and thin.
If they are a true friend, you can also count on them to:
When you are
sad, they will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,
they will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.
When you smile, they will
know what you must be thinking about, and they'll know that they probably want
to be involved in it.
When you are scared, they
will nag you to death about it every chance they get until you're not.
When you are worried, they
will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop
your whining.
When you are confused, they
will only use little words and will speak very s l o w l y.
When you are sick, they will
stay the hell away from you until you are well again (they don't want to catch
whatever you have).
And when you fall, they will
laugh at your clumsy ass, but then they'll help you get up and dust yourself
off, for they are a true friend.
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