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A true friend... and a pledge of friendship

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If someone is really your friend, you can count on them through thick and thin, no matter what.

If they are a true friend, you can also count on them to:

When you are sad, they will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, they will try their best to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.

When you smile, they will know what you must be thinking about, and they'll know that they probably want to be involved in it.

When you are scared, they will nag you to death about it every chance they get until you're not.

When you are worried, they will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop your whining.

When you are confused, they will only use little words and will speak very s l o w l y.

When you are sick, they will stay the hell away from you until you are well again (they don't want to catch whatever you have).

And when you fall, they will laugh at your clumsy ass, but then they will help you get up and dust yourself off, for they are a true friend.

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